Wednesday, August 02, 2006


A friend, and fellow Mom, sent the via email, and I just had to laugh. Hopefully this will bring a smile to your day! (As a mom of two boys, I can relate!)

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like:

  • A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.)

  • If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

  • A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

  • If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.)

  • You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

  • The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

  • When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

  • Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

  • A six-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

  • Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year-old Boy.

  • Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

  • Super glue is forever.

  • No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

  • Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

  • VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

  • Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

  • Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

  • You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

  • Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

  • The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

  • The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

  • It will, however, make cats dizzy.

  • Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

  • 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

  • 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.


At Wednesday, 02 August, 2006, Blogger Gina said...

Hey, I was gonna post this on my blog soon! It's in the draft folder. Guess great minds think alike!


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